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WHO’S THAT, WHAT’S THAT DRIVIN’ BY?
IT LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND MADE ME CRY
I ALMOST STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
WHEN I SAW WHAT WAS SITTING IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT.
ITS TONGUE STUCK OUT AND WIGGLED AROUND
ITS EYEBROWS KEPT GOING UP AND DOWN
IT PULLED ALL ITS HAIR DOWN OVER ITS FACE
WHEN IT WIPED ITS NOSE
WITH ONE OF ITS TOES
I KNEW IT WASN’T ANY MEMEBR OF THE HUMAN RACE.
WHO’S THAT, WHAT’S THAT DRIVIN’ ALONG?
I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT
IT JUST ABOUT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
ITS BIG RED EYES ROLLED AROUND AND AROUND
ITS MOUTH WAS OPEN AND ITS CHIN HUNG DOWN
ITS NOSE KEPT TWITCHING ALL OVER THE PLACE
ITS HANDS WERE STUCK TO THE SIDES OF ITS FACE
I’M NOT SURE BUT I THINK
I SAW IT WINK
JUST BEFORE IT TOOK MY PARKING SPACE.
IT WAS ABOUT YOUR SIZE
IT WAS COVERED WITH FLIES
HEY, THAT’S WHAT I SAW! THAT’S THE VERY FACE
UH OH, I THINK IT TOOK YOUR PLACE.
© Robin Frederick
