SAM THE SNAIL

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SAM THE SNAIL,
HE’S A MONOPED
HE’S ONLY GOT ONE FOOT,
THAT’S WHAT I SAID
HE DOESN’T LIKE TO GO SLOW
SO HE LEARNED TO DRIVE
AND NOW HE’S THE FASTEST SNAIL ALIVE.

ALL YOU’LL SEE WILL BE A SILVER TRAIL
WHEN SAM GETS A CAR THAT WILL REALLY WHALE
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE NEW OR LOOK REAL SLICK
BUT IT’S GOTTA BE THE FASTEST.
HELP HIM PICK.

WHICH ONE GOES THE FASTEST?
A GARBAGE TRUCK? NO!
A TOUR BUS? NO!
A RACE CAR? YES!!!

SAM TAKES OFF IN A RED RACE CAR
AT THE INDY 500 HE’S A STAR
AT THE FINISH LINE AS HE DRIVES PAST
SAM SAYS, “GEE, I LIKE TO GO FAST.
“NO MORE SNAIL’S PACE FOR ME.
THERE’S GONNA BE NO GOING AT A SNAIL’S PACE FOR ME!”

SAM THE SNAIL,
HE’S A GASTROPOD
AND THAT’S NOT ALL
THAT’S A LITTLE BIT ODD
SAM DOESN’T BOTHER
TO STAY ON THE GROUND
HE FLIES IN THE FASTEST THING AROUND.

THEY SAY THAT SNAILS
AREN’T MEANT TO FLY
BUT IF IT’S FAST,
SAM’S BOUND TO TRY
HE LOVES TO FEEL
THE WIND IN HIS SHELL
SO HOW WILL HE GO?
SEE IF YOU CAN TELL!

WHICH ONE FLIES THE FASTEST?
A HELICOPTER? NO!
A GLIDER? NO!!
A JET PLANE? YES!!!

SAM TAKES OFF IN THAT BIG JET PLANE
HE FLIES AROUND THE WORLD LIKE A HURRICANE
A SNAIL AT THE SPEED OF SOUND AT LAST
SAM JUST SAYS, “I LIKE TO GO FAST”
“NO MORE SNAIL’S PACE FOR ME.
THERE’S GONNA BE NO GOIN’ AT A SNAIL’S PACE FOR ME!”

“NO MORE SNAIL’S PACE FOR ME.
THERE’S GONNA BE NO GOIN’ AT A SNAIL’S PACE FOR ME!”

© Robin Frederick